Dear Overly Bored Student,
I am a much better
employer of script and ink
than your weak, trembling hand.
Watch my prowess as I weave
Delphic ribbons, tadpoles
and delicate rusty trumpet horns,
excess flatulence and last night’s blueberry dinner
with baroque flair.
My superb peristaltic skill
and bowel movements
will put your teacher’s Latin handwriting
P.S. I’m always available for a perk-up in the afternoons (if I’m needed).
Mr. Porcelain Butt
© Zelda Reville